my level of fanfiction productivity ranges from “typing 20,000 words over the span of 3 days” or “opening a document and staring at it for a year without typing anything at all.” there is no middle ground.
Aymeric: I don’t understand it! We’re well past the days of the Dragonsong War and yet the city of Ishgard is still in shambles! How in Halone’s name did you rebuild the Doman Enclave so quickly after being liberated? How did you procure the resources?
Hien: Oh, the Warrior of Light helped out.
Aymeric: …You asked the Warrior of Light to help rebuild Doma.
Hien: Yeah, I mean. They’ll do just about anything when asked, like providing 100000s Gil worth of allagan coins and demimaterias that we sell afterwards at an inflated price for funding, lol
Aymeric: …
Aymeric: Lucia, get me the WoL’s linkshell frequency, post haste.
